{"id":431,"date":"2009-04-20T16:03:07","date_gmt":"2009-04-20T14:03:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lacajadeloscables.wordpress.com\/?p=431"},"modified":"2009-04-20T16:03:07","modified_gmt":"2009-04-20T14:03:07","slug":"la-vida-es-software","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lacajadeloscables.com\/?p=431","title":{"rendered":"La vida es&#8230; \u00bfsoftware?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Querido Soporte T\u00e9cnico:<\/p>\n<p>El a\u00f1o pasado actualic\u00e9 mi versi\u00f3n NOVIO 5.0 por<br \/>\nMARIDO 1.0 y me di cuenta que se hab\u00eda ralentizado<br \/>\nconsiderablemente el desempe\u00f1o completo del sistema,<br \/>\nparticularmente las aplicaciones FLORES y JOYAS, que<br \/>\noperaban de maravilla en el versi\u00f3n NOVIO 5.0<\/p>\n<p>Adem\u00e1s, MARIDO 1.0 me desinstal\u00f3 otros programas<br \/>\nvaliosos del sistema como, ROMANCE 9.5 y ATENCI\u00d3N<br \/>\nPERSONAL 6.5, e instalo programas indeseables como<br \/>\nCHAMPIONS LEAGUE 5.0, La COPA del REY 3.0,FORMULA UNO<br \/>\n3.4, y la LIGA 4.1<\/p>\n<p>CONVERSACIONES 8.0 jam\u00e1s volvi\u00f3 a arrancar y LIMPIEZA<br \/>\nDEL HOGAR 2.6 simplemente hace que el sistema se<br \/>\ncolapse. He tratado de solucionar la situaci\u00f3n con los<br \/>\nprogramas DISCUSI\u00d3N 2.6 y RECLAMOS 1.8, pero no est\u00e1n<br \/>\ndisponibles.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfQue puedo hacer?<\/p>\n<p>Atentamente\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Desesperada<\/p>\n<p><strong>Respuesta del soporte t\u00e9cnico<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Querida desesperada,<\/p>\n<p>Lo primero que tienes que tener en mente es que NOVIO<br \/>\n5.0 es un paquete de Entretenimiento, mientras que<br \/>\nMARIDO 1.0 es un sistema operativo.<br \/>\nPor favor, introduce el comando: &#8216; YO CRE\u00cd QUE ME AMABAS.EXE&#8217; e<br \/>\nintenta descargar LAGRIMAS 6.2 y no olvides instalar<br \/>\nla actualizaci\u00f3n de &#8216;NO SOY TU MADRE&#8217; 3.0<\/p>\n<p>Si la aplicaci\u00f3n funciona tal y como esta dise\u00f1ada,<br \/>\nMARIDO 1.0 deber\u00eda de ejecutar autom\u00e1ticamente las<br \/>\naplicaciones de JOYAS 2.0 y FLORES 3.5.<\/p>\n<p>Pero recuerda que un uso excesivo de las aplicaciones<br \/>\narriba mencionadas puede causar que MARIDO 1.0 ejecute<br \/>\npor defecto GRU\u00d1\u00d3N 2.5, HAPPY HOUR 7.0, CERVEZA 6.1,<br \/>\nCUBATAS 9.8\u2026CERVEZA 6.1 es un programa muy malo que va<br \/>\na derivar en la descarga de RONQUIDOS BETA<\/p>\n<p>Cualquier cosa que hagas, por ning\u00fan motivo\u2026.. Pero por<br \/>\nning\u00fan, ning\u00fan motivo, instales SUEGRA 1.0 ya que<br \/>\nejecuta un troyano que eventualmente tomara control de<br \/>\ntodos los recursos del sistema.<\/p>\n<p>Tambi\u00e9n, no intentes reinstalar el programa NOVIO 5.0,<br \/>\nni utilices CUERNOS 3.4 ya que son aplicaciones que no<br \/>\nsoporta el sistema y colapsara la versi\u00f3n MARIDO 1.0<\/p>\n<p>En resumen, MARIDO 1.0 es un programa genial, pero<br \/>\ntiene una memoria muy limitada y no puede aprender<br \/>\nnuevas aplicaciones r\u00e1pidamente. Deber\u00edas de<br \/>\nconsiderar comprar software adicional para mejorar el<br \/>\ndesempe\u00f1o y la memoria.<\/p>\n<p>Te recomendamos COMIDA 3.0 y PICARDIAS 7.7<\/p>\n<p>Buena Suerte<\/p>\n<p>Servicio T\u00e9cnico<\/p>\n<p><strong>V\u00eda:<\/strong> email<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Querido Soporte T\u00e9cnico: El a\u00f1o pasado actualic\u00e9 mi versi\u00f3n NOVIO 5.0 por MARIDO 1.0 y me di cuenta que se<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,20,21],"tags":[183,335],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v19.13 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>La vida es... \u00bfsoftware? - La caja de los cables<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lacajadeloscables.com\/?p=431\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"La vida es... \u00bfsoftware? 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